This advice is awesome! (bullpoop)

I DO HAVE SOMETHING TO BLOG ABOUT!! oh yes. muahahah crap what did i eat? I'm still obssessed with Twilight. LOL but Wuish sent me this

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Twilight

I must say it is rather humorous considering how many times I laughed at this :S but I must say once you check it out and laugh yourselves.

~~~~~~~The person that wrote article this is a total Noob.
(I know right, very mature of me)
No I take that back, he is a total N0Ob. (:D) This dood relates everything in some sexual way. Honestly. This person has serious issues. He even implies sexual inuendo with the male vamps in the story. Well I'm just assuming that the person that wrote this was a he, but if that person was a she, it still don't matter coz that person somewhat feels the same way to both genders. I mean he/she keeps mentioning 'sweaty gay sex'... I wonder why ( because that dude's obssessin over it). I'll just call the dude sheman coz i have no idea what the dude is. So if sheman is a he then he just wonked up and uh if sheman is a she then ...(girl, u got some serious issues and i bet u r seriously desperate for a dude so u can get laid or sometin) she just insultin vamps coz she knows she'll never be good enough. sorry girl, i said it.

And dude, since when was Jacob Black and Indian? seriously because sheman's insulting Jacob, sheman's insulting Indians all around the freakin world! (no offence Sonali it wasn't me k, why don't u kill this sheman for me :D) and sheman also mentions something about black being the skin of the devil or something like that. ... (YOU RACIST B*STI) what the hell, man.

oh oh and yes sheman does keep mentioning how Edward eats babies and 'Carlizzle' does too. (what in the world, sheman?) and how carlisle also molest edward. (sheman 0_o are u a rapist?) yeah. and how edward secretly dates bella just so he can call dibs on charlie. And sheman mentions how edward not only can pregnatize (not real word, don't ever use it unless u want people to think ur stupid) women but he can also do so with men... (sheman ever heard of sex ed?)

So yeah there are load of wonked up stuff in there. pretty funny and sheman thanks for creatin it coz i couldnt stop laughin. so yeah read it and lol. Duno y but i just felt like posting my rather obssessed opinion. lol but since im a twilighter, we tend to get overdramatic bout the whole thing. :D~~~~~~~

~~~~~~~tuning out~~~~~~~~~~~~~